Baby Don Don Debate


by Christopher Rudolph

Hillary is preparing

For the Trump debate

She needed a stand in

To practice and negate

But it has been almost impossible

To find an adult similar tool

One that is just as bratty

That doesn’t coo and drool

So, they went with Baby Don Don

To play Trump’s part

He did a pretty good job

He even blew a big fart

He whined and kicked

And then burped and pooed

But he didn’t take it too well

When Hillary’s staff started to boo

For he had a terrible tantrum

And ripped off his orange wig

Screaming something about

How the whole thing was rigged


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