Cruz Endorses Trump


by Christopher Rudolph

Hey there people

I’m endorsing Trump

My name is Ted Cruz

And I’m a chump

As I have said in the past

Trump is a “pathological liar”

A “serial philanderer”

His pants are raging on fire

Just “utterly amoral”

He even insulted my wife

The “sniveling coward”

Should be President for life

For Trump is great at BS

And conspiracy thrillers

He even said my Dad

Was JFK’s killer

Now I forgive Don The Con

I am highly amenable

For he is going to make me

The new Attorney General


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