Sniffling Don’s Phentermine Freakout


by Christopher Rudolph

Sniffling Don is sniffing

And popping Phentermine

It’s driving him insane

Makes him really mean

The TrumPig is losing

The Schlonging has been taken

At the latest debate

Hillary gave him a good spanking

He kept sniffling and rambling

Stalking Hillary from behind

Foaming at the mouth

He totally lost his mind

Yes, Sniffling Don was raving mad

He ruptured a cerebral vein

Doing too much Phentermine

And YUGE piles of cocaine


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