Trump The Missing Link


by Christopher Rudolph

Renowned Jane Goodall

Primatologist with expertise

Concluded that Donald Trump

Behaves just like a chimpanzee

This explains a lot

And why he beats his chest

It is a male dominance ritual

He is trying to impress

He’s been seen dragging branches

And wildly banging sticks

He has even bragged on national TV

About the Yuge size of his dick

This explains why he stamps the ground

And his fast ranting spew

Throwing all those rocks

And even the flinging of his poo

Yes, humans evolved from primates

But Trump certainly makes us rethink

Some humans evolved less than others

Perhaps Trump is the missing link


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