Trump’s Colon Kink

Trump Rump

by Christopher Rudolph

Now we are learning more

About Trump’s health

Both physical and mental

That he has tried to hide in stealth

He has a kink in his colon

So instead of flushing south

All his crap shoots north

Spouting out his mouth

It really is polemical

Totally atrocious

But what is most offensive

Is his super halitosis


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