Trump’s Size Underestimated Falsely

by Christopher Rudolph

White House Press Secretary

Sean Spicer appeared

To rebuke the press

It’s worse than we feared

For the mean media reported

Understating the size

Of Trump’s Presidential Penis

They need to stop taking sides

When measuring they must

Include his new pickle prosthetic

Two inches becomes YUGE

The Press should be apologetic

 

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