Urine Trouble Trump

by Christopher Rudolph

There have been recent leaks

Streaming across the Net

Raining down like pee

About our President-Elect

Apparently in Russia

Trump got Golden Showers

With prostitutes that he never paid

Despite working for him many hours

It was all caught on tape

Every drop of the yellow hale

Now Trump is Putin’s Puppet

Trapped in cascading blackmail

Yes, Traitor Trump is golden

After so much urine rain

It’s not a sunny tan

Just a disgusting pee stain


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