Walking Eagle


by Christopher Rudolph

 Trump addressed a gathering

Of the American Indian Nation

He spoke for over an hour

Delivering an incredulous oration

For his “red sisters and brothers”

He vaguely wanted to assist

But the details were sparse

From the pompous nativist

When all was said and done

He was presented with an award

He proudly accepted it

For he thought he was adored

He received a nice plaque

And a new Indian Name

His name was Walking Eagle

Which he welcomed with acclaim

Later a news reporter asked the Chiefs

“Why did you name Trump that?”

They said, “A Walking Eagle can’t fly

Because it is totally FULL of CRAP!”


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